What We’ve Been Playing – “I Started With Maple Trees Behind the Bank”

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Welcome back to our recurring segment where we share our recent gaming adventures. This week, Connor’s grasp on reality slips, only to be found again on the handle of an axe. Victoria experiences the disappointment of an unreciprocated gift. Kelsey attempts to prevent Cooking Mama from facing a restraining order. And Bertie, well, Bertie is showing off.

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Welcome back to our regular feature where we write a little about the games we’ve been playing. This week, Connor loses his grip on reality and finds it instead on the haft of an axe; Victoria feels the sting of giving an unappreciated present; Kelsey tries to stop Cooking Mama from catching a restraining order; and Bertie shows off.

Callum Whitby
Callum Whitby

Callum Whitby, 43, sports writer from Liverpool. With over two decades covering European football, he's established himself as an authority on Champions League and international competitions. His trademark long-form articles explore the cultural and historical contexts behind football rivalries. Hosts a weekly podcast featuring conversations with former players and managers from across the continent.

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